SKEETER Lyrics – JOHN VALBY

(chorus)
There’s a skeeter on my peter
whack it off!
There’s a skeeter on my peter
whack it off!
There’s a dozen on my cousin
I can hear the bastard buzzin’
There’s a skeeter on my peter
whack it off!

I was playing with my
one-eyed trouser worm
When I shot a wad
it blew up in the air
I should have aimed it better
it hit my Irish Setter
while my mom was combing out his hair

(chorus)

She was driving’ down the road
doing a-hundred and ninety nine
and the chain on her motorcycle broke
Well they found her in the grass
with the muffler up her ass
and her titties playing “Dixie”
on the spokes

(chorus)

Whack mine off!
Whack mine off!
So hard that the skeeter flies away!

check amazon for Skeeter mp3 download
these lyrics are submitted by Microwave Ashtray
these lyrics are last corrected by unknown on July 5, 2017
browse other artists under J:J2J3J4J5J6J7J8J9
Record Label(s): 2007 Laugh com
Official lyrics by

%d bloggers like this: